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			<title>Sand and Stone</title>
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			<dc:creator>Samer Hyari</dc:creator>
			<description>



A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: &quot;TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.&quot; 



They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:49:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Cue</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>

the cue

 



Got problems here and there

And you feel life isn't fair 







Secrets you have but can't share

So much inside you can't bear







Everything is going wrong that 

You don't care

Because misunderstanding is

Filling the air







To show your tear you don't dare

Nor to remove the mask you wear







But put a smile is awfully rare

And hunted with a special nightmare 





…………………





Just take a step back to see the view

Felt issues were a lot, but  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:38:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>fOr All BeSt Fr!EnDz</title>
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			<dc:creator>fofo* nb*</dc:creator>
			<description>

A friend is a person with whom you dare to be your self.

I need my friend and my friend needs me.

**** Friends are often unpredictable.

**** To me fair friend , you can never be old.

**** I know what things are good

Friend ship, work and conversation.

**** Where ever you may be, it is your friend who make your world.

**** When a friend is in trouble , don't do not ask if there is any thing you can do.

Think up of something and do it.

**** A friend comes in when the whole  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:05:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Be a Friend.... cute!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;Be a Friend

 



Be a friend. You don't need money;

Just a disposition sunny;

Just the wish to help another

Get along some way or other;

Just a kindly hand extended

Out to one who's unbefriended;

Just the will to give or lend,

This will make you someone's friend.



Be a friend. You don't need glory.

Friendship is a simple story.

Pass by trifling errors blindly,

Gaze on honest effort kindly,

Cheer the youth who's bravely trying,

Pity him who's sadly sighing;

Just  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:11:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>An Angel Kiss</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>An Angel Kiss





An Angel kissed my tears away 

today when I was sad. 

I wasn't feeling quite myself 

my day had been so bad. 



I felt a warmth brush by me 

that quickly dried my tears; 

A gentle, kind, and loving touch 

that seemed to hold me near. 



Immediately, I felt so much better 

and the day seemed brighter, too. 

I guess that's just the way you feel 

when an Angel comforts you. 



 

 

 

 

ملطوش.... ان شاء الله تعجبكم  </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:08:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>a poem written by a teenager with cancer</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dala Aldabbas</dc:creator>
			<description>This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how

many people get her poem. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.

It was sent by a medical doctor . 

SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 12:23:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Rasmus - In The Shadows Dance Remix</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t811.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>DAREDEVIL94</dc:creator>
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			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:54:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t811.htm#14485</comments>
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			<title>ProBleMs</title>
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			<dc:creator>H!nD</dc:creator>
			<description>I found this nice topic in some place

so ..... enjoy !!

  



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Some feel that problems exist only in childhood or at early stage of life like this 



http://www.majdah.com/vb/images/usersimages/4829_1144173154gif





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Some feel that problems exist only when we disturb someone like this 



http://www.majdah.com/vb/images/usersimages/4829_1144173219gif



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Some feel that problems exist only when we do things  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:16:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>life is short</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t776.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>life is short 



they say it takes a minute 

to find a special person

an hour to appreciate them 

a day to love them 

but then an entire life 

to forget them 











dedicate these phrases to who ever you want  </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:20:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t776.htm#12512</comments>
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			<title>True or False</title>
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			<dc:creator>ميدو مشاكل</dc:creator>
			<description>Hello

this is a new game .... which i call it true or false 



the rules are : we will write a question the 

next one will answer it by true or false



so let's start 

Are you fat??

 </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:21:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>EVANESCENCE:MY IMMORTAL</title>
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			<dc:creator>OMN</dc:creator>
			<description>

&quot;My Immortal&quot;



I'm so tired of being here

Suppressed by all my childish fears

And if you have to leave

I wish that you would just leave

'Cause your presence still lingers here

And it won't leave me alone



These wounds won't seem to heal

This pain is just too real

There's just too much that time cannot erase



[Chorus:]

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears

When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears

And I held your hand through all of these years

But  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:52:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>If a STUDENT makes a mistake</title>
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			<dc:creator>OMN</dc:creator>
			<description>If a STUDENT makes a mistake 















If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... .....



*********



If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........



*********



If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation... ......... ........



*********







If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture..... ......... .



*********



If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law......... .........



*********



If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake,  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:21:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t508.htm#4107</comments>
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			<title>Four friends at a party</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dala Aldabbas</dc:creator>
			<description>Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who

remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, &quot;My son is my pride and joy. He started working

at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and

Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now

he's the president of the company.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:17:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t468.htm#3473</comments>
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			<title>Funny Quotes</title>
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			<dc:creator>OMN</dc:creator>
			<description>Funny Quotes. 

 

 





 



Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

 

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard &amp; Visa.

 

One should love animals. - They are so tasty.

 



Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

 

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

 

Success is  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:48:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t706.htm#9738</comments>
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			<title>... Life is Life</title>
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			<dc:creator>L'étoile</dc:creator>
			<description>Life is a beauty, admire it 



Life is a bliss, taste it 



Life is a dream, realize it



Life is a challenge, meet it 



Life is a duty, complete it



Life is a game, play it 



Life is a promise, fulfill it 



Life is sorrow, overcome it 



Life is a song, sing it



Life is a struggle, accept it



Life is a tragedy, confront it 



Life is an adventure, dare it



Life is luck, make it



Life is too precious, do not destroy it 



Life is life, fight for  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:22:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t53.htm#232</comments>
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			<title>the rasmus ( living in aworld without you)</title>
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			<dc:creator>DAREDEVIL94</dc:creator>
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			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:33:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t762.htm#11649</comments>
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			<title>THE RASMUS (GHOST OF LOVE)</title>
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			<dc:creator>DAREDEVIL94</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ad03K6SoOTw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:35:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t754.htm#11316</comments>
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			<title>THE RASMUS (TEN BLACK ROSES)</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t755.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>DAREDEVIL94</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g1R-9f7TiFY" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:39:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t755.htm#11318</comments>
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			<title>EVANESCENCE: TAKING OVER ME LYRICS</title>
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			<dc:creator>DAREDEVIL94</dc:creator>
			<description>You don't remember me, but I remember you

I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you

But who can decide what they dream, and dream I do



I believe in you

I'll give up everything just to find you

I have to be with you

To live, to breathe

You're taking over me



Have you forgotten all I know, and all we had

You saw me mourning my love for you, and touched my hand

I knew you loved me then



I believe in you

I'll give up everything just to find you

I have to be with you

To live,  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:23:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t753.htm#11311</comments>
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			<title>Nothing else matters</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t534.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
			<description>So close no matter how far

Couldnt be much more from the heart

Forever trusting who we are

And nothing else matters



Never opened myself this way

Life is ours, we live it our way

All these words I dont just say

And nothing else matters



Trust I seek and I find in you

Every day for us something new

Open mind for a different view

And nothing else matters



Never cared for what they do

Never cared for what they know

But I know



So close no matter how far

Couldnt be much more from  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:18:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t534.htm#4824</comments>
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			<title>under the rain</title>
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			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description> 

Under the rain

 

When you're sad, cry under the rain

It gives you the power you wish to gain

The strength that would help you endure the pain

 

Crying under the rain gives you wings

To fly away and figure out things

And wind would help when it sweetly sings

 

Crying under the rain washes your soul

And allows you to get rid of all

It heals your cut wither its big or small

 

And under the rain, everything becomes clear

Your heart is blinded but it can hear

And  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:28:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t658.htm#8111</comments>
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			<title>TRUE meanings</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t354.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hope live</dc:creator>
			<description>School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.



Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so 

that you can die Rich.



Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills...(BULLSHIT! !!!!)...



Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor 

degree and a woman gains her masters.



Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.



Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is 

defeated by feminine waterpower.



Lecture: An art of transferring  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:40:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t354.htm#2011</comments>
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			<title>How to Apologize</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t622.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hope live</dc:creator>
			<description>How to Apologize :: 

 



 How to Say I'm Sorry 





In order to understand how to say I'm sorry and have it be an effective apology, we need to know what kind of statements to include when apologizing. How does one person make someone else understand that they truly are sorry?



apologizing is both an Art and a Science. The Art being the manner in which the apology is delivered while the Science is the recipe that forms the apology itself.



This page will look at the &quot;Science&quot;  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:33:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t622.htm#6417</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t622.htm</guid>
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			<title>!!!!!!! loVe !!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t708.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Miss 17</dc:creator>
			<description>There Was A Blind Girl Who Hated Herself Just 

Because She Was Blind. She Hated Everyone,

Except Her Loving Boyfriend. He Was Always 

There For Her. She Said That If She Could Only 

See The World, She Would Marry Her Boyfriend.



One Day, Someone Donated A Pair Of Eyes To

Her And Then She Could See Everything,

Including Her Boyfriend. Her Boyfriend Asked

Her, &quot;Now That You Can See The World, Will You

Marry Me ?&quot; The Girl Was Shocked When She 

Saw That Her Boyfriend  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:35:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t708.htm#9745</comments>
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			<title>i don't care</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t348.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Beauty Knight</dc:creator>
			<description>[size=18] 

[size=24] 

[b]i cant stand away and see u walk away ....

if u don't love i don' care .....

just lit my looks drown in ur beauty ....

lit me fly through my mind .....

and imagin what the life will be .... if u .... take me 



ur eyes....

the sun in sprint day ,

a moon rise in a dark night show the right way 

for a lost soul ..... 



the day when i don't see u will not be a day ,

the moon when it rise from behind the clouds and u where not here ,

he go back and hide ....



if  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:31:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t348.htm#1952</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t348.htm</guid>
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			<title>what should i do?</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t623.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description> 

[b]What should I do? 



I've been cut so deep by a friend of mine

After this, I don't think things would be fine

By what she did, she crossed the line





I expected what she did from every one but her

I imagined everything but THIS didn't accrue

A life time friendship for a long time I was sure





We had major steps to recover through

For us to was always, Problems who

Seems not everything I believed was true





After all I did for our friendship from dieing

And all we laughed  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:47:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t623.htm#6605</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t623.htm</guid>
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			<title>warnning labels</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t57.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Bisan Nasser</dc:creator>
			<description>Manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it's hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they're simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us



&quot;Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.&quot; -- In the information booklet.



&quot;Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.&quot; -- On a bottle of shampoo  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:32:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t57.htm#247</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t57.htm</guid>
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			<title>stupid rules in america</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t159.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Bisan Nasser</dc:creator>
			<description>In Texas, the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica is banned because it has formula to make beer in it.



In Los Angeles, CA - A man is legally allowed to beat his wife with a leather strap, but the strap must not be longer than 2 inches, or unless the wife gives him permission to use a wider one.



In Tennesee - Frogs aren't allowed to croak after 11:00 PM 



In Memphis, TN - Women are not allowed to drive alone in a car unless a man stands by it waving a red flag to other pedestrians.



In Vermont  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:53:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t159.htm#999</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t159.htm</guid>
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			<title>XxX I wana Be XxX</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t89.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XxXGaythXxX</dc:creator>
			<description>11. I Wanna Be







[ Look.. I know we've been friends for a while now.. But, I just feel like I can confess

to you.. It's gonna be hard but.. Alright here it goes...





Imagine that the pillow that you cried on was my chest

and the tissue that you wiped your face with was my hand

Girl imagine if you needed advice

about some other guy, I'm the one that comes to mind.

Not tryna hear you tell nobody that I'm just a friend

just trying to make sure I'm that body that you call  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:25:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t89.htm#418</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t89.htm</guid>
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			<title>kid's memories</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t567.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>Kid's memories



Can u feel my kiss in the night?

When you feel a moment of delight

What a perfect name for my perfect &quot;LIGHT&quot;



You've been there from my first year

I loved u long before my eyes were clear

We used to cry if one of us tear



Years together, I can remember but can you

When I'd have a finger cut or I feel blue

Smiling was the only thing u had to do



We had fun playing night and day

We never ran out of things to say

We never get dull and can't stay away



What  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:39:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t567.htm#5192</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t567.htm</guid>
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			<title>Erase the silence</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t460.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ADMIN</dc:creator>
			<description> 

Erase the silence

 



Everything around is shy

But there's much happen beyond the silence

Broken hearts loudly cry

Tearing eyes full of curious

If life wants me I'll deny

And all of my sighs will be mysterious

Wounds cry for the sky

Souls scream for the deliverance

Heaven on earth is a lie

All of what I see is a world of nothingness

Things around shouldn't be shy

Must see the truth … erase the silence

 

ths 1 z mine hope 2 c ur comments

 </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:10:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t460.htm#3211</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t460.htm</guid>
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			<title>the lake</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t463.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>The lake



I did everything for you

And you still ask for more

Then what should I do

If my place in your heart is small



For love I can't say &quot;NO&quot;

Some day it just might show

That for you I went a bit low

And did everything for you to know



&quot;Love&quot; can't be from only one side

It's why I can't make my love hide

It's so strong in willing to find

What just for him is designed



Form this life all I wanna take

Is just what's true and not fake

And memories from  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:46:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t463.htm#3299</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t463.htm</guid>
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			<title>Special quotations</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t530.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Mystery.Girl</dc:creator>
			<description>Special quotations









1- If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours if they don’t, they never were.



2- Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says I need you because I love you.



3- Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes . . . just be an illusion.



4- Love is gonna hurt, its inevitable, but true love will be worth the pain.



5- It is better to be loved by no one, than to have someone that makes you feel as  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:14:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t530.htm#4650</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t530.htm</guid>
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			<title>WOULD U FORWARD IT???</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t569.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>they pushed her





 About 6 years ago

&gt; in Indiana ,

&gt; Carmen Winstead

&gt; was pushed

&gt; down a sewer opening

&gt; 

&gt; &gt;&gt;by 5 girls in her school,

&gt; 

&gt; &gt;&gt;

&gt; &gt;&gt;; trying to

&gt; 

&gt; &gt;&gt;embarrass

&gt;&gt;&gt; 

&gt; &gt;&gt;her

&gt; &gt;&gt;

&gt; &gt;&gt;in front of

&gt; &gt;&gt;

&gt; &gt;&gt;her school

&gt;&gt;&gt;

&gt; &gt;&gt;during a fire drill.

&gt;&gt;&gt;

&gt; &gt;&gt;When she didn't submerge

&gt;&gt;&gt;

&gt; &gt;&gt;the  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:44:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t569.htm#5301</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t569.htm</guid>
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			<title>Cry</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t514.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SAJA</dc:creator>
			<description>

Cry...





I'll always remember



It was late afternoon



It lasted forever



And ended so soon



You were all by yourself



Staring up at a dark gray sky



I was changed





In places no one would find



All your feelings so deep



inside (deep inside)



It was there that I realized



That forever was in your eyes



The moment I saw you cry 



The moment that I saw you cry





It was late in September



And I've seen you before 



You were always the cold one



But  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:44:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t514.htm#4347</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t514.htm</guid>
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			<title>gr8 quotes about LOVE</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t466.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OUTLAW</dc:creator>
			<description>&quot;When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.&quot;



 

&quot;The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else&quot;.

 

&quot;Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...&quot;



 

&quot;s we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you&quot;

 

 

&quot;ove  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:33:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t466.htm#3386</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t466.htm</guid>
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			<title>A CUTE POEM FOR A CUTE GIRL</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t541.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OUTLAW</dc:creator>
			<description>You changed my world with a blink of an eye 

That is something that I can not deny 

You put my soul from worst to best 

That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites 



You just don't know what you have done for me 

You even pushed me to the best that I can be 

You really are an angel sent from above 

To take care of me and shower with love 



When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear 

And your touch have chased away all of my fear 

You have given me a life that I could  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:36:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t541.htm#4871</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t541.htm</guid>
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			<title>HE DESEVE IT</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t542.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OUTLAW</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/duLds-TZMGw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:38:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t542.htm#4872</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t542.htm</guid>
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			<title>The  power of love</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t472.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Dala Aldabbas</dc:creator>
			<description>The  power of love



Wife : You keep my photo in the wallet all the

time?



Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and

the problems always seem to be gone. 



Wife : See? I am your miracle right?



Husband : Of course. when I look at you I realize that what in the world

could cause me more trouble!! </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:30:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t472.htm#3489</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t472.htm</guid>
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			<title>the sound of hope</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t394.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description> 

Sound of hope





 



When everything looks bad… you have no luck and you feel sad, remembering the happy days that you had, you’re alone when you look around its quiet but in your head there is a sound.



A sound that keeps your head above water and you above the ground… it’s the sound of hope… that shouts BE FREE and leave the past behind.



It’s right, because life won’t wait for anyone who’s late, because others are moving on…



So you have to move along…



  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:16:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t394.htm#2503</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t394.htm</guid>
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			<title>HE DESERVE MORE</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t543.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OUTLAW</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/duLds-TZMGw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:41:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t543.htm#4873</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t543.htm</guid>
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			<title>i'll miss ya all</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t511.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OMN</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[srry 4 telling you that ..
<br />
 
<br />
but this is my ast momments on the net ..
<br />
i'll be no more here ...
<br />
 
<br />
so pleaze take care of ur selfzzzz..
<br />
 
<br />
and pleaze :
<br />
                     ed3olyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
<br />
 
<br />
tawjihi really sux]]></description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:51:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t511.htm#4140</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t511.htm</guid>
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			<title>fingers breakdance</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t529.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description>hey yall 

i found this so cute and i wanted to share it 



hope u like it







[size=12]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcaslP9ODAk&amp;feature=related[/size] </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:35:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t529.htm#4602</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t529.htm</guid>
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			<title>Street Battle | Arkaic vs Mickey Negro</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t478.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OUTLAW</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4PAAkUEcpGc" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:27:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t478.htm#3677</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t478.htm</guid>
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			<title>Its soo hard</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t496.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OUTLAW</dc:creator>
			<description>It's so very hard to reach someone

So many miles away

But, can you feel the love I send

Only to you?







Sometimes when you are feeling so very sad,

Can you feel the warmth of my heart?

When you see the walls closing in,

Can you feel my presence there with you?





When all the hate is coming at you,

Can you feel my arms holding you tight?

When your heart feels empty and cold,

Can you feel my heart reach inside

Your very soul?







When tears fall down your face,

Can you feel  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t496.htm#3918</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t496.htm</guid>
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			<title>dumb</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t155.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Bisan Nasser</dc:creator>
			<description>There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells &quot;There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth.&quot; 

The second professor says &quot;No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot.&quot; 

The first professor says &quot;Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:44:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t155.htm#937</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t155.htm</guid>
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			<title>i'll be back</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t486.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description> 

hey yall 



how r u?

i'd hate to leave with out leaving a word 



i'm sorry to say that i'm gonna leave for a while 

cuz my 2 pc's are going crazy 

so if i have the chance to come i'll have a very short time 

'till i fix my pc's





plz wish me luck with my LOCO computer 







*loco= crazy 

thanks ppl



 </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:10:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t486.htm#3836</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t486.htm</guid>
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			<title>good.bye</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t502.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Pure.Pink</dc:creator>
			<description> 

good-bye



hearts were ment to be brocken 

and lost ones weren't to be found 



i reached so high in love 

but u pulled me back to the ground 



three words got me so shocked 

i wasn't able to make a sound



days passed seems i was a dreamer

and as a big fool i was crowned 



thought i was walking a straight line

but turnes out i was circling around 



i'm gonna keep my heart safe away 

and I don't want it to be found 

[/b]





by: pure.pink </description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:41:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t502.htm#3941</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t502.htm</guid>
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			<title>THINGS MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY APPEAR</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t510.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OMN</dc:creator>
			<description>THINGS MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY APPEAR 

 

 





 



Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.



 



The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.



 



Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.



 



As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.



 



When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,



 



&quot;Things  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:49:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t510.htm#4119</comments>
			<guid>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t510.htm</guid>
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		<item>
			<title>Who says English is easy?</title>
			<link>http://exgate.darkbb.com/montada-f26/topic-t507.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>OMN</dc:creator>
			<description>Who says English is easy?



 



 



 



 



 



Yes or NO? It's all the same!



Fill these blanks with YES or NO 



............ ., I don't have a brain. 

............ ., I don't have sense. 

............ ., I am stupid.



 



~~~~~~~~~



 



~~~~~~~~~



 



A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.



&quot;You'll get your chance in court,&quot; said the Police officer.



&quot;No, no no!&quot;  ...</description>
			<category>English Forum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:18:41 GMT</pubDate>
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